i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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