Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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