Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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