What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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