Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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