I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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