I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
