Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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