is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I love you.
Bad choice
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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