was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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