I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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