So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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