google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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