How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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