Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize