Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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