Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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