She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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