this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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