They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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