I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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