You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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