I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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