Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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