she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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