Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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