We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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