Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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