It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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