It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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