I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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