Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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