I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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