is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
two words...techno handjob
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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