Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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