Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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