You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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