So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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