Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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