I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i think i have herpe
just one?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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