Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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