OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
