...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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