You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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