called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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