I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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