are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize