Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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