yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
