you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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