THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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