We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
