Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize