But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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