i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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